By Puma Swede
The name "Jungleman12" makes me assume he has a 12" vine between his legs that he swings better than Tarzan in the jungle.
Judging by the picture he looks like he's about to fall asleep. I think he'd be more of a romantic-type lover than a gonzo performer. That is if he didn't fall asleep before the cameras start rolling;)
His age 23 gives him potential though. I rate him 6/10 unless he rips his shirt off, shows off some tattoos and does the helicopter in which case I'd give him 8/10.
_Theah_, sorry, the name has to go. Sounds as boring as a cup of tea :) I suggest Mr. Viking if he can live up to that name...
His look in this pic is innocent but I think he can release some Norwegian Viking moves between the sheets :) I'd keep his wholesome look and let him surprise the ladies.
He's 40 so he'll have to work overtime to catch up. I rate him 7/10. If his ambition is to 'win all there is to win' - he better win the ladies over. If he doesn't deliver what I expect he'll be sent back to Vegas to the poker tables :)
Why the sad face Daniel? Instead of Kid Poker I'd name him Kid Pok'em. Since he appeared in a Kate Perry music video I think he will hit fame by doing a celebrity sex tape or tapes.
He's Canadian so they'll name a Canadian bacon after him too when the tapes are out. I think his skills in bed and in front of the camera are 6/10, he does'nt look so enthusiastic.
But he still banks from banging famous chicks so the Kid Pok'em can look how ever the f*ck he wants to :)
The Great Dane is an awesome name. Bet there is a huge Danish 'pölsa' hiding in his pants. He has a cheeky smirk and I think the ladies would like this former '50-sexiest-guy' so I have faith in him and think he'd be 8/10 in performing.
He can keep his style with the suit cause he looks like he could be a gentleman.
Perfect, he makes a career switch from poker to porn and he becomes The Tiger Woods of Porn.
He has confidence from his poker success and looks like he could be a little bit of a bad boy so he later gets arrested for shooting a POV scene at Steve Wynn's private poker table.
Performs with confidence so he gets 8/10.
OK, I might be a little patriotic here, but this Finn is a hot piece of ass. His name doesn't matter. Women & men will love him.
They will just be talking about THAT FINN. He'll win the 'Male Newcomer of the year' straight away and 'Hottest scene in a sauna' too :) GQ magazine will name him 'Stud of The year' 5 years in a row.
This Finn will do good as long as he doesn't consume too much Koskenkorva and cancel shoots because of a hangover. I rate his potential 9/10. You guys have his number by the way? lol
Boys like him I eat for breakfast ;) He might need to leave the computer for a bit though, go outside, catch a tan and style his hairdo :)
I'd skip his poker name and go with his real name Viktor Blom, suits him. Assuming he spent a lot of time playing online poker and not banging chicks, he'll be a little slow at start.
Soon he'll realize getting paid to bang is more fun than playing poker though. Since Victor is one of those that will stay young looking for a long time he'll be humping if front of the camera when he is 60 and still looks like 40.
I rate him 7/10.
Ken will have to find his Barbie. He'll be famous cause he starts making Ken + Barbie porn. Gets sued by various companies. Appears on Oprah with Barbie and they'll get their own reality show.
Ken needs a more plastic look and perfect teeth and he can totally be The Ken. His moves in bed are as exciting as the the real Ken doll is flexible. A 5/10 but who cares.
Barbie doesn't want to ruin her perfect curls and make up from some wild sex anyways so everyone is happy :)
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